Our very own best Tinder test yet.
Using one uneventful Tuesday, we, Carrie Lezshaw, have a stroke of wizard.
“let’s say I communicate on Tinder only with the L phrase estimates?” I inquired Corinne, GO’s resident sexpert and dealing with publisher. I had large dreams because of this research as a result of this hilarious gender while the urban area Tinder research by Carina Hsieh.
We spent the next a quarter-hour peeing our trousers chuckling, rounding right up L Word estimates. I adore my personal tasks.
Once I found myself prepared deliver the estimates, we knew that most i actually do was whine that no one wants to date me, but I had numerous unanswered Tinder communications from hot lesbians. What exactly manage i really do? Damage those probability with a batshit crazy offer. All for you personally, precious audience. As well as because we privately hoped one lez would have it immediately after which answer with another L phrase quote after which we’d L keyword race and/or f*ck and/or reside gladly ever before after.
We present to your, the berries of my swiping-the-entire-train-ride-home labor.
1. The impossible intimate:
First of all will be the painful and sensitive imaginative woman, which was constantly nice when suffering my personal rubbish. I believe she merely desires to become cherished. Sound. Don’t we all?
Estimate: Jenny, getting ridiculous and crass (that’s my female!) when she’s at a dinner with Max’s rich computer bro coworkers & her wives (period 3, occurrence 12) next price: Jenny, whenever this lady stepfather catches the woman and Max during sex along– Awkward! (period 3, event 1) next quotation: Bette, protecting one of the girl weird-ass artwork programs to a Republican donor (every period, every event)
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